Tacky:

Wearing jewelry with your own name on it. Especially if you're a nobody. Even if you're compelled to express your need for self-promotion, surely you can be known for something more substantial than the 60 dollar necklace you bought to help cops identify you after railing a couple lines of a crushed up E pill. If we wanted to know you call yourself Tatiana we would've asked. Nobody needs to see it on sprawled across your chest in Monotype Corsiva made out of gold-plated aluminum.