My Early Christmas Present Request

I have led a miserable life, but luckily (inexplicably) for me I came across this great site that has just turned me right around. I now see the sun where it was once dark, the world is my inspiration.

Now to thank them for such a life changing epiphany, I want to invest in their ideology by snapping up this super hot shirt before they sell out in the Xmas rush. If I get enough people we can get a bulk discount according to the site, so if you're interested in what's hot for Fall '04/Winter '05 let me know ASAP so we don't miss the boat on this one...only $70 U.S. plus shipping and duty and it's ours...