Saturday, May 07, 2005

They walk amongst us

Topeka, Kansas- Darwinian Evolution remains on trial still as proponents of intelligent design continue to push for the concept of Creationism to be taught as an alternative in science classes. BRILLIANT.

ROSEVILLE, Mich. - A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle. IRONY.

Brampton, Ontario - Only in Brampton. Talk about marketing savvy! BRAMPTON.

NEWTON, N.J. - A man has made the case of runaway Georgia bride Jennifer Wilbanks the toast of eBay. Perry Lonzello, 48, says he carved a rudimentary drawing of Wilbanks on a piece of toasted Wonder Bread and posted it on eBay on a whim. SHMUCK.

Random, TX - I didn't bother reading the whole thing, you tell me what this one's about. I'll assume there's some sort of story. DEVELOPING.