And I've held off for so long

The Internet is full of douchebags, obvs. It's easy to find losers and make fun of them for a variety of reasons, but I can no longer hold bag on this guy's douchiosity. First of all just looking at one of the older posts excerpted on his website, he talks about listening over his satellite radio as the verdict of the Scott Peterson trial came in. Are you serious? Dude, first of all this guy is 1/10 as interesting as OJ Simpson. Really now, do you guys feed each other during your lunch breaks too?

Next check out his lame website. Here you will discover the following:

1. His name as he refers to himself is Lewis E. Moten III. You have to really think a lot of yourself to walk around with your dick hanging out of your pants or include your middle initial in your name. I know Coach Carter, and you my friend are no Coach Carter. And even he wouldn't add 'III' to the end of his name on top of including a middle initial, and he's RICH. Nobody cares about your grandfather who worked at the glue factory.
2. He also refers to himself as Lewie, quite possibly the gayest version of a cutesy nickname I've ever heard of in my life.
3. Every post of his contains a terribly frightening webcam shot of his goblin-like head, attempting to convey some degree of emotion that comes across as half-child molestor, half-used car salesman. The Gwyneth Paltrow's dad in Shallow Hal look isn't exactly something to aspire to.
4. The wife named 'Angel' is too easy.
5. On top of having a cat, posting about his cat, this prophet to the south is doing quizzes about what kind of cat he has. Now he thinks he has the persona of a cat which is partly true. I can see him licking the pizza pop stains off his novelty t-shirt, but I doubt he's all over town getting gangbanged during the night.
6. He made his own background of more facial shots than I'm sure he's only witnessed on the internet.
7. He revealed he was ever into the Danish group Aqua. Most say worst fad ever. On top of that we learn it was inspiration for him to design a Winamp skin. And you wonder why the radio sucks.
8. He seems compelled on gaining popularity through his blog, pretty much just for the sake of it. Dude, honestly, go outside and talk to somebody.
9. He has links to a cornucopia of lameness, including a link to an Arsenal blog. Durst squared.
10. Admits to reading blog profiles for 6 hours straight! It's depressing to think about the amount of food needed to keep this beast of a man in front of his computer everyday.
11. And last but certainly not least (this could go on forever) is how I came upon this fucktard in the first place, courtesy of the awesome, undisputed king of blogs 1115.org, who discovered the pic of Corky here that pretty much explains everything you need to know about the type of genius 'Lewie' really is.

I wouldn't even trust him to vote in his own country now that I know who he is.