Soccer Notes

• King dickhead Malcolm Glazer finally gains majority control of Manchester United. Here's hoping he has a heart attack in the near future.
• United fans subsequently begin the process of waging war against Glazer. Those empty stadiums will be fun to watch.
• Recent United signing John Obi Mikel goes AWOL, apparently the result of Chelsea trying to sign him having originally shown interest but losing out.
• Freddy Adu included in the US lineup for an under-20 friendly against Canada next Wednesday. Should be a good test for both teams in preparation for the FIFA World Youth Championships coming up next month in the Netherlands.