Total Request Live

If I ask anything of the 8 people who read this site, please read this post from my new found internet friend. If it becomes too boring for you (although I'd argue how could that be) just scroll down and read the part around the bulleted section:

• I had an oral experience with another woman that turned out to be a guy

"Lewie", you are classic.

I don't even know where to begin

The Simpsons had a gay wedding last night. Not really that big an issue, 2005 and all. At least you'd think so.

"L. Brent Bozell III, president of the Parents Television Council, criticized "The Simpsons" for addressing the issue of gay marriage, though he cautioned that he had not seen the episode. A parental advisory preceded the broadcast. "

(Article at Crossmap Christian News)

In case you've never heard of Bozell, his organization is pretty much the source of 98% or so of the complaints the FCC gets in regards to indecent programming. The group is very much affiliated with the hardcore Christian right, anti-gay, anti-abortion, etc., and tend to send 'letters' everytime somebody on TV shows a bit too much nipple...

In other quasi-related news, Famous Players cuts same-sex ads after threats.

Me Plus One

The Guardian has a great piece on Norwegian sensation Annie, with lots of insights into how Norwegians perceive outside culture:

"The Swedes look down on us as rich, stupid people without any culture. We think of them as arrogant and self-obsessed. While they try really hard to be cool and mimic London or New York, we Norwegians consider ourselves more relaxed and humble."

On Norway's affluence:

"Ever since Norway discovered oil in our seas it's been an extremely rich country. The side-effect is that the kids seem pretty lazy about everything. In fact, we have the second-worst performing students in Europe after Greece."

I've heard the millions of remixes for Heartbeat, hopefully the album Anniemal turns out as well.

From yesterday's Gizmodo...

This is way late (1 day +) in the great expanse of the blogosphere, but I couldn't stop laughing at Joel's post at Gizmodo on the new Napster to go:

You know, if you sign up for Napster-to-Go and don't realize that your music is going to disappear when you stop paying them money, you're not a victim of the bloodsucking media barons—you're a tard. Once, I payed the cable company $50 a month, but then I stopped paying them, and they turned off my cable! Fortunately, I was smart enough to record all my favorite episodes of That's So Raven, which was against the rules of the contract that I signed up for, but hey! Tough shit.

Loves it.

OWNED.

United 2, City 0
Nine points back...

This is probably the most interesting random blog I've come across so far. Definitely worth checking out.

You can't even make these things up...

Like it wasn't bad enough when your girlfriend was Heidi Fleiss. Tom Sizemore - some say never the same since the blockbuster that was Paparazzi...

The Business of Valentine's Day

I found it interesting that the company behind Teleflora has a policy of not speaking with the media at all.

Anyway, this article over at Yahoo! via Reuters details fairly extensively the racket of the floral industry, especially companies like FTD who really do little to nothing for the commissions they rake in... A rose by any other name wouldn't cost so much.

TSN, CTV, Rogers get Olympics

The IOC has granted the broadcast rights to the 2010 Vancouver Olympics and the 2012 Summer Games to Bell Globemedia

Basically everybody ganged up on the CBC to wrest the Olympics away from them. Disappointing to me, I don't know many who have problems with the way they've been aired in the past. Get ready to see just how quickly the Canadian coverage begins to mirror the shitty job NBC has been doing the past ten years.

And I've held off for so long

The Internet is full of douchebags, obvs. It's easy to find losers and make fun of them for a variety of reasons, but I can no longer hold bag on this guy's douchiosity. First of all just looking at one of the older posts excerpted on his website, he talks about listening over his satellite radio as the verdict of the Scott Peterson trial came in. Are you serious? Dude, first of all this guy is 1/10 as interesting as OJ Simpson. Really now, do you guys feed each other during your lunch breaks too?

Next check out his lame website. Here you will discover the following:

1. His name as he refers to himself is Lewis E. Moten III. You have to really think a lot of yourself to walk around with your dick hanging out of your pants or include your middle initial in your name. I know Coach Carter, and you my friend are no Coach Carter. And even he wouldn't add 'III' to the end of his name on top of including a middle initial, and he's RICH. Nobody cares about your grandfather who worked at the glue factory.
2. He also refers to himself as Lewie, quite possibly the gayest version of a cutesy nickname I've ever heard of in my life.
3. Every post of his contains a terribly frightening webcam shot of his goblin-like head, attempting to convey some degree of emotion that comes across as half-child molestor, half-used car salesman. The Gwyneth Paltrow's dad in Shallow Hal look isn't exactly something to aspire to.
4. The wife named 'Angel' is too easy.
5. On top of having a cat, posting about his cat, this prophet to the south is doing quizzes about what kind of cat he has. Now he thinks he has the persona of a cat which is partly true. I can see him licking the pizza pop stains off his novelty t-shirt, but I doubt he's all over town getting gangbanged during the night.
6. He made his own background of more facial shots than I'm sure he's only witnessed on the internet.
7. He revealed he was ever into the Danish group Aqua. Most say worst fad ever. On top of that we learn it was inspiration for him to design a Winamp skin. And you wonder why the radio sucks.
8. He seems compelled on gaining popularity through his blog, pretty much just for the sake of it. Dude, honestly, go outside and talk to somebody.
9. He has links to a cornucopia of lameness, including a link to an Arsenal blog. Durst squared.
10. Admits to reading blog profiles for 6 hours straight! It's depressing to think about the amount of food needed to keep this beast of a man in front of his computer everyday.
11. And last but certainly not least (this could go on forever) is how I came upon this fucktard in the first place, courtesy of the awesome, undisputed king of blogs 1115.org, who discovered the pic of Corky here that pretty much explains everything you need to know about the type of genius 'Lewie' really is.

I wouldn't even trust him to vote in his own country now that I know who he is.